Tobacco Road Parlay

A parlay bet involving Univerity of North Carolina and Duke and possibly, if in a pinch, Wake Forest or NC State

I was having a rough weekend at the sports book but then I took a big Tobacco Road Parlay and won it all back

by Mark B. March 19, 2017

Gaurav Teebag

Pavement pooping punjab admins that think they are special because they run shitty Facebook groups.

I’m going to take a giant gaurav teebag in the street, and then ban people because they disagree with me.

by PrastinkeShitler November 6, 2018

Tobacco Weed

A lovely blend of tobacco and marijuana. Smoked by clever stoners who like to make their weed last longer. Sold in coffee shops in Amsterdam in joint form. But best smoked through a bong.

Lets make some tobacco weed and smoke a bong.

by madhatterzzz January 4, 2012

Sex Teeball

A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.

Those girls so wanted it and were so into us, it was like sex teeball in there.

by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010

Marlboro tobacco

Marlboro Lights belong to a family of cigarettes and are a sort middle ground between Marlboro Red and Marlboro Silk Cut. They come in attractive white and gold box with the name Marlboro on the front in a tall thin font.

Having smoked for a number of years, I started my days as a smoker on the darker side, smoking brands such as Lambert and Butler, and Richmond (Blergh!) It was my sister who always smoked Marlboro Lights and after borrowing one from her one day, I have smoked pretty much nothing else since. The taste is smooth, and one that

I just can't seem to find in any other cigarettes, Benson and Hedges silver is a close contender. I really enjoy the lightness of these cigarettes, they're not heavy on the throat, don't leave such a horrible aftertaste and I'm convinced they don't smell as much as regular cigarettes.
I know smoking is bad, but I would consider myself a light smoker, smoking 1 - 5 of these cigarettes everyday. Now that I've got used to these cigarettes, I wouldn't smoke anything else. If you already smoke regular cigarettes, it's likely you will think these are too light but if you persevere you will get used to them, and since they contain less tar and less nicotine, they could be a good cigarette to use for weening yourself of. If you don't already smoke, I certainly wouldn't advise you start.
See: Cigarette-store.org
They are sometimes a little pricier than some of the other brands, but you do get what you pay for.
Marlboro tobacco

by SelenaL June 28, 2010

Toebeans-rez

When you rez someone in overwatch, in the worst possible (most risky, and literally stupidest) situation.
Often ends up dying and not even actually rezing the person.

Me: DONT REZ ME, TOEBEANS, THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS ON POINT AND NONE OF OUR TEAMMATES ARE ALIVE
toebeans: hehe *rezez a toebeans-rez*

by CatWithAhHat October 1, 2020

teeball

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)

Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."

by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010