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messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.
Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.
by SadRadLad June 6, 2018
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Reverse toaster

Making burnt toast soft again by adding water.
I used a reverse toaster on cole
by Kikikikikikiki1 June 14, 2018
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Golden Toaster (XD edition)

Golden Toaster, but it is way more golden, and doesn't have terrible spelling.

Also btw, The original golden toaster was Robbie's

OOF
Lol, Robbie's Golden Toaster sucks. I love Golden Toaster (XD edition).
by OliviaisstephaniexD October 15, 2018
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Beatrice Toaster

hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.
Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster
by young gen c December 2, 2019
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koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
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ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli

When you want to kill yourself, however you are a faggot.
Faggot 1: I am going to commit ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli.

Faggot 2: kys
by GAVlN_ November 10, 2018
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A sex position when you have a competition who can put more cum on their toaster strudel.
Tanesha and I did the semen drizzle on a toaster strudel last night. She was happy to do it since I got rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut.
by Chicken nugget sex March 23, 2021
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