One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

In Grave

Synonym for death.

Dude 1: Yo Peter just In Graved last week!

Dude 2: Too bad, so sad.

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 14, 2018

grave walking

The meaning of grave walking: To hit your jig or strut your stuff on top of somebody's grave that you hate or dislike with your soul.

To disrespect one another's grave, preferably someone you really dislike for a good reason.

Lamera: Hey are you grave walking on that guys grave?

Vaucelin: Yeah I am grave walking on him, he was a bitch.

by 6ftgravedigger January 13, 2021

grave digger

Someone who engages in intercourse with virgins repeatedly.

Mathew loves the fresh ones he's a grave digger.

by SneakyT2004 August 9, 2022

grave

The best gtag player

Grave is good a gorilla tag and content creator except for fish and poopgod

by vrgrave March 4, 2022