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ISSUE TISSUE

GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.
by Gemini12 May 20, 2015
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Tissues

'Tissues'
Hot new slang for "trust issues".

When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.
"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."
by cocksuckermega_xx420 August 26, 2023
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Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.
Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?
by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020
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Alabama Tissue Box

The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.
Charles : Yo i did an alabama tissue box last night!
Liam : what the fuck bro
by biorokky August 30, 2025
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automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.
Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.
by Overall1728 September 23, 2023
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The Suspicious Tissues

The Suspicious Tissues

The Suspicious Tissues (commonly referred to by fans as “The Shues”) are an experimental rock band from Southport, England, known for their genre-fluid performances and fiercely independent approach to music production and touring. Formed in 2017 from the ashes of the cult college band Lamb & Mother, The Suspicious Tissues have cultivated a devoted underground following, noted for their unpredictable shows and handcrafted merchandise.

History

The Suspicious Tissues were formed by members of various now-legendary local acts: Psy (formerly of Lamb & Mother), The Prof (ex-Wasteland), and Caminista (ex-Admen). Collectively referred to as the Wing Collective, the founding members have maintained a degree of anonymity, enhancing their urban myth status within UK indie circles. The band initially performed secret pop-up gigs around Merseyside and Greater Manchester, building a cult-like fanbase known as the “Shues”.

Their debut album, often referred to as the “Lost 1st Album”, achieved near-mythical status after master recordings were reportedly stolen during an afterparty at the 2018 Southport Seafront Festival. Although fragments of the album have surfaced online, the full record remains unreleased, adding to the band’s enigmatic reputation.
Have you seen that band - the legendary The Suspicious Tissues ?
by Caminista April 18, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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