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Tissue breakup

When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.
Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.
by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed
by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019
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skill tissue

Came from the Roblox game Juke's Tower's of Hell, or JToH for short. Basically skill issue but with an extra t.
"dude i failed 9 outside on togf"
"skill tissue"
"fuck you dickhead"
by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022
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gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.
My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom
by Fudgerlicker October 16, 2016
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Tongue Twister Tissues

Little squares of paper with LCD on them.
Traded some dude two tongue twister tissues for a violin 🎻 with a decent case this morning 😁
by Opidogg May 13, 2023
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