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Tijuana Toothpick

When they ride reverse cowboy after coating your dick in taco seasoning.
That room never smelled the same after I gave her a Tijuana Toothpick.
by Logicalnoise January 18, 2023
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Tijuana Milkshake

When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."

Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"

Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018
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tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
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Tijuana back-cut

When felling a tree, a Tijuana back cut is when you do not cut a notch, just a straight back-cut.

Term only applies when felling entire tree
You don’t need a notch, just give it a Tijuana back-cut
by Morrison Redwing August 21, 2021
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Tijuana Twist

A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.
Carl: Dude how'd you cum so much?
Bill: I didn't, i gave you the Tijuana Twist!
by Progressive Auto Insurance August 20, 2009
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Tijuana Salad

I don’t care if she has the runs, I’m gonna have me a Tijuana Salad.
by Azteca September 28, 2022
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Tijuana Rose

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.
A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.
by 2014_chiguy September 8, 2021
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