by Logicalnoise January 18, 2023

Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018

I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024

When felling a tree, a Tijuana back cut is when you do not cut a notch, just a straight back-cut.
Term only applies when felling entire tree
Term only applies when felling entire tree
by Morrison Redwing August 21, 2021

A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.
by Progressive Auto Insurance August 20, 2009

by Azteca September 28, 2022

by 2014_chiguy September 8, 2021
