Tijuana Twist

A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.

Carl: Dude how'd you cum so much?
Bill: I didn't, i gave you the Tijuana Twist!

by Progressive Auto Insurance August 20, 2009

Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.

I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.

by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018

tijuana waterfall

When someone has diarrhea and defecates on a naked girl and it runs down over her breasts

I just had a Tijuana waterfall all over some chick.

by Sexpresso February 15, 2015

Tijuana Milkshake

When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.

Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."

Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"

Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."

by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018

Tijuana Salad

Eating someone’s ass that is suffering from Montezuma's revenge.

I don’t care if she has the runs, I’m gonna have me a Tijuana Salad.

by Azteca September 28, 2022

Tijuana Tom

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.

Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom

by Dirty Chaos August 1, 2017

Tijuana diving helmet

Sexy with a foley inserted in the penis

Dave did the Tijuana diving helmet with Amanda

by Chato357 March 22, 2025