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Grand Theft Audio

When the music at your party/gath is absolutely utterly fucking ass, so you steal the Bluetooth connection to the speaker to play some better fucking music.
by JimmyNeutron'sMrWhippyHeadass January 13, 2023
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self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.
There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.
by ribick June 28, 2020
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Statistical Data Theft

It is when a statistician, journalist, article writer, or anyone else steals statistics from a different country and uses it as a substitute (as if it came from their own country, when it originally didn't).
I read an article last night, and I found a lot of statistical data theft that riddles and renders it pointless.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.
by BM99 October 11, 2023
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Tefty

by Hassan March 19, 2003
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tifton

scarlett- lets go back to tifton...
brett- how about no, that place is stupid
by brett austin turner October 16, 2008
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Tiesto

1. Dutch DJ with no skills known for jesusposing and trainwreck transitions

2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam
- ZOMG Tiesto is sick!
- Me too, that pecking duck of his restaurant was awful
by DJ Cret1 July 4, 2008
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identity theft

When someone steals someone else's credit card, and then proceeds to buy tons of stuff and put it ont their account.
by Rodney Basil November 5, 2003
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