Bowling in Tijuana

1. The act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvestite masturbating.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.

Bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little Bowling in Tijuana.

I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.

by jnkdmfresh December 30, 2013

tijuana waterfall

When someone has diarrhea and defecates on a naked girl and it runs down over her breasts

I just had a Tijuana waterfall all over some chick.

by Sexpresso February 15, 2015

Tijuana Tom

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.

Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom

by Dirty Chaos August 1, 2017

Tijuana whisper

When you’re 69 Ing with your girl, and the breath from your nose tickles her butt hole

The Tijuana whisper interrupted our 69.

by Liloilo March 16, 2019

Tijuana Milkshake

When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.

Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."

Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"

Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."

by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018

Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.

I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.

by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018

tijuana stop

completely missing the stop sign and stoping half way passed it

“you passed the stop” “tijuana stop..”

by sillylex June 7, 2018