also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits
nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka
by ...mary May 4, 2003
Get the hershey squirtsmug. 1. (n) the result of when one farts and defication/poop/shit comes out (does not need to be an extensive amount).
2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.
3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.
3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
bob: *faaarrrttt-squiisshhh!!!!!* (makes a wet, squishy fart)
fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
by r-Y-a-N October 6, 2005
Get the hershey squirtmug. When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo
by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016
Get the anal squirtingmug. A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008
Get the Squirting Lindamug. The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.
Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"
by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009
Get the poopy squirtsmug. 
It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011
Get the Squirting Cucumbermug.