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split infuckitive

a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis
Absofuckinglutely and fanfuckingtastic are fine examples of split infuckitives.
by ising2 June 13, 2015
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Split Sack

The male version of Camel Toe. Occurs when a man's scrotum splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of Camel Toe.
During my interview with the CEO, the dude's pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.
by SpeedoWhore November 7, 2011
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fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure
bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave
by the101mahamad June 11, 2015
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Coochie split

When you put whipped cream on the pussy and eat it out like a banana split
Yo, my gf wanted me to give her a coochie split.
by DDRmachin3 October 5, 2019
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Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.
Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.
by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013
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Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020
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Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.
Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.
by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020
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