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Cheesy Plumber

The act of plumbing someone's anus while the person being fucks defacates on your penis
I gave your mom a cheesy plumber yesterday. Fucking amazing bro!
by Saladass6969 August 14, 2016
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Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.
Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019
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plumber crack

A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.
Sarah has a plumber crack up her back
by Smrbitch1 February 18, 2017
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call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.
by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023
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Vancouver Plumber

A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.
Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
by RidersBrohan August 21, 2022
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plumbers tits

When a woman’s cleavage is so small, it looks like a plumbers butt crack
The girl at the table next to us at Olive Garden had plumbers tits lol
by Rottenrog November 1, 2018
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Plumbered

The hangover from after a night getting wasted with your plumber friends. No one parties like a plumbers
Man I went out partying with mario last night and his plumber friends. I am completely plumbered
by Mtg187 October 9, 2020
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