by ria hcnep May 21, 2020
Get the sea dasher octopusmug. The best DLC in history, yes better than the land DLC for fish that led to our existence. However, you bought the fitness DLC for the game that is life. You let an 8-ball fall, test fucking failed
Octopus expansion, better known as be a fucking octoling or perish is the best. You disliked this, test failed
by iddunno March 22, 2021
Get the Octopus expansionmug. The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.
To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)
To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)
"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"
by OldManSexbomb April 12, 2018
Get the Octopus Orgasm Octobermug. A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*
by kionchan123 October 29, 2023
Get the octopus activitiesmug. A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.
That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.
by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019
Get the Ploop Octopusmug. The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Octopus deathmug. 1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
by PastaPro September 27, 2018
Get the Oklahoma Octopusmug.