Hobo-Caveman

Someone that lives in the 21century like a hobo in the prehistoric times

Sat why you eating chicken of the floor! You are such a hobo-caveman

by Spacechicken89 February 14, 2019

hobo fire

Open fire mostly in empty barrels surrounded by hoboes.

Two Hoboes are getting warmth from a hobo fire

by sinqaiD July 30, 2016

Ride Hobo

Someone who doesn't own any form of transportation and has to call people for rides because they are too lazy to walk.

Tom: Mark is such a ride hobo
John: I know, he really needs to get a car or something

by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010

hobo snatch

verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of snatching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo snatching something of yours and claiming it as their own.

1)
person a: hahah look it's a hobo!!
person b: let's hobo snatch his blanket...
person a: okay!
*person steals hobo's blanket*
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
*person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo*
*hobo steals the can of soup*
person: hey!! dude, that's mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is MINE!!!
person: you can't just hobo snatch me, jerk!!

by alliecat:) February 23, 2011

hobo bathtub

Any large public fountain in a metropolitan area.

Yeah, the big penguin fountain downtown's basically a hobo bathtub. I've seen some real nasty dudes in there.

by Rock Tumbler June 26, 2008

Hobo Handwash

Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.

Damn, the smell of the stogy is still there. Better do a quick hobo handwash.

by cmoney100 December 23, 2010

Hobo Spike

A Hobo Spike is the sexual act in which a male jabs his love stick into the eye of a partner.

Bradon: Hey you know that hot chick I saw last night!?
Ryan: Yeah.
Bradon: I fuckin' Hobo Spiked her last night!
Ryan: Awesome!

by Jonesy97 December 4, 2010