Sahami Curse

worst curse you can get
It starts off with your mom, she starts to just love everything brown, EVERYTHING. then next thing you know your shirt just smells like curry, you try everything to get rid of it but it over powers everything, even man power, it moves onto your pants, your hair, YOUR HAND! every summer you start getting browner and browner, thats sahami's way of getting you in. after you are fully under the influence of sahami curry, you will fall asleep and dream of sahami and his caterpillars on his face... when you wake up you will see him and he will have a bag of curry and he will throw it at you and you will die, this is a warning, beware of sahami . . .
dude, erika died from the Sahami Curse
how do you know
they found her body with a bag of curry on it
by sahamicurse January 25, 2011
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cursed video

Urban legend from mid-90's Japan about a videotape with weird imagery contained on it. If you watch the tape you then recieve a phone call telling you you will be dead in a week. Basis for a series of novels by the writer Koji Suzuki, filmed as Ring, Rasen, Ring 2 and Birthday. Remade in both Korea and America.
Frolic in brine, Goblins be thine
by Miles Pieri January 08, 2004
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Betty Curse

The most blatant attempt to cash in on "alternative" teen culture since Avril Lavinge.
Betty Curse is to to goth what Avril is to punk. Oh,yes...she's that bad.
"Oh,look,it's Betty Curse"
"Pshh..Amy Lee wannabee"
by bandanasrerad August 30, 2006
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Cullen Curse

A curse carried by all who have the Cullen name, by blood or marriage, usually resulting in financial or bodily disaster, often when least expected, disrupting plans and devastating all parties involved.
It's the Cullen Curse again!
by TC February 04, 2004
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Cursed Image

An image with the ability to make someone feel exposed, uncomfortable, turned on and confused all at the same time. The 'cursed' will mean that the image is of some abnormality and most likely will discard physics.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that picture of the dog with spider legs?
Person 2: No. Show me.
Person 1: *shows Person 2*
Person 2: Oh nah bro, that is a Cursed Image :/
by rocxet November 03, 2019
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Tantalus curse

From Tantalus, the Greek mortal cursed in Tartaurus to spend all eternity in a pool of water with fruit branches overhead, but never being able to reach them to take a bite to eat or drink.

Used to describe a purpetual streak of bad luck, usually characterized by a sudden upsurge of good fortune that ultimately turns sour when the 'cursed' party goes to secure it.
Man, I'm really Tantalus cursed, today. I just got this big check in the mail, that I need to pay the bills with, but I can't cash it in, anywhere!
by SynjoDeonecros November 29, 2004
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Guyfriend's Curse

From an ancient Roman Proverb, to mean "letting your female companion win, in order to make intercourse with her at a later point."
I have a mad case of the Guyfriend's Curse...I let her win at Guitar Hero so I could bang her later.
by Roman-Guy June 14, 2010
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