The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself the Yoda last night

by Smooth.Yoda.is.cute. October 2, 2022

yoda cloud

You are straining so hard to make a fart come out, basically using the force to release gas from your rectum. Small in size but has a powerful smell. Once this fart is mastered you will end up unlocking the path to immortality. This fart led to the fall of the Galactic Republic.

The Yoda cloud is a fart that can change the universe.

by Mr.TrollNDaNTaNet March 18, 2019

Yoda

A wrinkly old fuck who needs his ketamine.

Yoda: mmmm ketamine i need.

by lil tim November 8, 2021

Beefy Yoda

When one male tucks his penis in between his thighs while hard and proceeds to fuck his partner backwards such as Yoda speaks.

My girl wants me to give her a Beefy Yoda, but I'm not sure my shits long enough.

by Siamese Fighting Fish September 15, 2019

Yoda

The best dog and know from star wars

You have the best dog like yoda

by Cylus best January 29, 2021

Yoda Soda

Another name for the green colored, citrus flavored, carbonated drink also known as Mountain Dew or (Bartle skeet).

May I have another Yoda soda?

by Merlin Linda March 21, 2021

yoda

yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.

friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.

by juicebox.a.s January 16, 2020