twisted nigga

a bitch ass mother fuckka who scratches his balls mid conversation

dis twisted nigga tho.

by fiftyshadesofthiiissdiicckk June 10, 2016

portuguese twist

after a sexual you pull out the wet penis and wring it out, similar to a wet towell

After I fucked Amanda, she gave me a Portuguese twist to help clean me out.

by Ron Carter May 23, 2016

Twisted Trepidations

A series of psychological terror, usually from trauma, dreams, fear of something false, non existing, or a moment that hasn't happened yet. Stops a normal person from participating in their activities, or loss in interest. Leading to different behavior, and loss from reality. Drives people insane.

Employee:" Mr. Prean, wont be joining us today".

Boss:"He sick?"

Employee:" Twisted Trepidations got him awake all night, he didnt look good or himself this morning, he went home."

by Hydrogen peroxide April 29, 2019

twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017

filipino twist

The Filipino twist originates in Lancaster, PA, where two men with feet on the floor, twist backwards into a backbridge, then the a girl jerks off both men while doing a splits. The girls legs are then in between both men’s legs. First one to nut yells, Filipino!

Yo Brandon, let’s do the Filipino twist with Caroline!

by LancasterLofts November 13, 2020

Twisted Salazar

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.

by Executive Intern August 2, 2003

Plot twist

A term used by 14-year-olds in comment sections in order to receive internet points that they wouldn't be able to obtain otherwise due to their unfunny nature.

*A Youtube video shows two guys playing a game of table tennis, during which one of them notices that the noise of their playing at one point resembled the beginning of the Super Mario Bros. theme song.*

14-year-old commenter with over 5k likes : "Plot twist: The other guy doesn't even know what Mario is."

by anonymously irritated July 19, 2020