A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
by CarridesthroughAZ September 05, 2012
After going to a Country Show you and your best friend pick up truckers only on Tuesday. In order to entice them, you prepare some homemade lasagna.
by Staticash September 03, 2019
Trucker's Road Chips are Route 11 Chips. They are Chips that you eat and they taste like Trucker's Road. Route 11 has different flavors. I like the Salt and Vinegar.
by HawaiianPunch1 May 18, 2025
by Oxygen Max March 26, 2017
by Acey Deecee March 25, 2022
A Canned mixture of everything from period blood to boar shit, the Trucker will give an orgasmic sensation of raw taste. Some of the ingredients include snot, horse cum, foreskin and umbilical cords. The mixture is solid and you have to swallow it as a whole, giving you the sensation that a truck is ramming through your throat, hence the name.
by ChabbaSvettigPung July 23, 2020
A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
by Jeli October 20, 2020