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spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)
"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"
by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021
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The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015
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Spork

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil
by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016
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Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
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sporking

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u.

My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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spork it

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.
Spork it before you fork it, man.
by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010
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Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!
by Klogem December 11, 2009
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