Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)
by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016

“Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u.
My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.
My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.
by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon
A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!
by Klogem December 11, 2009
