The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.
by Mike D Roach February 2, 2024
Get the carpet snatchermug. An older man who repeatedly uses young women for sex or superficial relationships and discards them shortly afterward. So named for the scarf referenced in the 2021 cut of the Taylor Swift song "All Too Well."
by RainbowRider January 10, 2022
Get the scarf snatchermug. A fucking ass who takes ur food without permission and should have penalties put against them for thievery of food
by Foodisbaelove1538 April 22, 2016
Get the chip snatchermug. Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.
Your implication is nobody can FUCK YOU but I have to go around giving any kind of RIMJOBS.
The culprit shows their face.
JIG IS UP
Someone who ruined a horse race.
Your implication is nobody can FUCK YOU but I have to go around giving any kind of RIMJOBS.
The culprit shows their face.
JIG IS UP
Someone who ruined a horse race.
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.
Hey, that PURSE SNATCHER is making me PLEASE YOUR RECTUM SHIT EATING because I can never get MY ASSH0LE back it is too much of a LIABILITY.
Wait the damn. TRAFFIC LIGHT is RED and can't cross and I SEE MY ASSHOLE but the PURSE SNATCHER is showing THE ASSHOLE raising both his hands real high in the air and moving them them up and down hip hip hooray style as at first I follow BOTH ASSHOLES but HIS ASSHOLE is moving too FAST where in the future the PURSE SNATCHER predicts somebody's ASSHOLE is going to be READ.
If you have YOUR ASSHOLE STOLEN. the PURSE SNATCHER does not know one thing as to predict if you can steal the quality of the ASSHOLE SMELL as you think that disappeared in that JIG SAW puzzle and that is why both THE ASSHOLES had his hands SKY HIGH.
Hey you can't bet on this horse race with that PURSE SNATCHER around to ruin POST TIME.
Hey, that PURSE SNATCHER is making me PLEASE YOUR RECTUM SHIT EATING because I can never get MY ASSH0LE back it is too much of a LIABILITY.
Wait the damn. TRAFFIC LIGHT is RED and can't cross and I SEE MY ASSHOLE but the PURSE SNATCHER is showing THE ASSHOLE raising both his hands real high in the air and moving them them up and down hip hip hooray style as at first I follow BOTH ASSHOLES but HIS ASSHOLE is moving too FAST where in the future the PURSE SNATCHER predicts somebody's ASSHOLE is going to be READ.
If you have YOUR ASSHOLE STOLEN. the PURSE SNATCHER does not know one thing as to predict if you can steal the quality of the ASSHOLE SMELL as you think that disappeared in that JIG SAW puzzle and that is why both THE ASSHOLES had his hands SKY HIGH.
Hey you can't bet on this horse race with that PURSE SNATCHER around to ruin POST TIME.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
Get the PURSE SNATCHERmug. Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.
Your implication is nobody
Your implication is nobody
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
Get the PURSE SNATCHERmug. Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.
by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017
Get the muffin snatchermug. The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009
Get the Couch-Snatchermug.