seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019

Seed Dick

The person or persons who do not tell you that you have seeds stuck in your teeth, despite having conversations with them.

BOY A: OMG, I had a poopy seed in my front tooth!

BOY B: Yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.

BOY A: You're a seed dick!

by Lovepeaceandlemonade June 22, 2012

bagel seeds

A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.

guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds

by bagelseedboi October 22, 2019

Baguette Seed

Baguette Seed

Baguette Seed

by I Like Chicken Fisting November 29, 2020

breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020

seed swap

Dogging

Linda and Keith went to a seed swap last night.

by Buttonswap2021 January 26, 2021

Rat seeds

When a rat takes a shit

“Hey look at that rat” “holy fuck it just produced some rat seeds”

by Karlstir February 5, 2021