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Library Position

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.
Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.
by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009
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mountainman position

When a girl has her back to a rockwall and the man is facing her and they are having sex
I was at this party and I got in the mountainman position with a hot chick
by brazyon June 28, 2009
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positive polly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations
by Conan April 22, 2018
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Addy Position

When the big spoon holds a boob while spooning in bed.
Babe, you know I can't sleep unless you have me in the addy position.
by MSLchannel9 October 29, 2016
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fifth position

Maybe if you were in fifth position, you'd be a better dancer.
by Jade Brown June 18, 2015
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Positive Ramming

A term which is euphemism for "intentional spreading of HIV", also called Pozzing. Given the self-loathing put upon gay males during the AIDS epidemic and by Christians' obsession with sodomy in exclusion to a loving relationship, the act is popular among the gay fetishes.

This would be an issue if there were not also Positive Slamming individuals, or males self described as Bug Catchers, who get a high off taking these positive rammings thus taking the majority share of the viral loads. It is of mild concern to Infectious Disease Specialists who have Christians and the media via gay males to thank for a never-Ending supply of mutations of the immunological depressing virus, only because it's thier job.

For the "plague spreading abominations" from the 80s and 90s, more commonly now referred to a "gays", it is a prophecy of self-fulfillment, given by Christ through the lies of Christians and the news outlets: pestilence spread in the name of sexual satisfaction to god's chagrin by revelations of the sickness HIV by process of actualized defamation.
Despite the name, only the forgiving followers of Christ truly consider this deadly onus/sexual taboo as a good thing.
"Man: I hate to get another positive ramming... my current strain is treatable by my medication."
"Man's Christian Mother: As I told you, you are a sick pervert, you filthy faggot. If you had listened to me that man you 'fell in love with' would be the prophet instead of that abomination you have become just like."
"Man: I think I have a fever."
"Man's Christian Mother: You'll be burning in hell
for eternity for your crime against nature, so might as well go be the sodomite you are and burn on earth too."

"Man: Yes ma'am..."
by FaqBasher January 12, 2022
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positively vile

A saying to describe disgust in something, mainly used by the fake upper class or people that live in London
"This cake is positively vile" Joe exclaimed.
by Jokesis October 12, 2013
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