puff of poon

When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.

I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.

by Patrinkas78 January 11, 2017

Poon Season

Any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women. This is often caused by the holiday season when girls feel lonley and its cold outside so they need an extra body for warmth.

Ethan how excited are you for poon season! Who knows the next time we will have this opportunity.

by Bigdaddy69 December 29, 2012

Poon Plague

A combination of 15 different STDs including Chlamydia, Genital warts, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis.

Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs

Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague

by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011

shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out

Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time

by Poonspert May 12, 2004

Poon Pioneer

A "Poon Pioneer" is someone who explores unchartered virgin waters, deflowers and leaves his "mark" behind.

Mike: *breaks hymen*
Hannah: "You sure are a really experienced poon pioneer, aren't you?"
Mike: "Mazel tov baby!"

by worms4lyfez April 2, 2011

poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 19, 2008

Poon Tag

The act of gaining a sexually transmitted disease from a poon, which a bro has previously engaged in coitus with.

X: Mayte, I totally banged your ex last night!

Y: Did you use rubber?

X: Hell no mayte!

Y: HAH! You better get checked out, you've been totally poon tagged!

by Nearchow November 24, 2011