Jesus Christ!

Shocked exclamation

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Jesus Christ on a moped

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

Jesus Christ on a moped

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018

Jesus Christ

God, Gods son manifested in the flesh and our lord and savior.

“Lord Jesus christ son of God, have mercy upon me a sinner.”

by Mr Lean June 7, 2024

OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.

Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022

Jesus christ

Our lord that will protect us from the homos.

-Look it's jesus christ

-amen

by 1337eliteprokillstreak February 7, 2018

Jesus Christ

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions

Jesus Christ is very cool

by me lolita September 3, 2025