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Houston Kool Aid

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.
by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018
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houston battle industries

Houston Battle Industries.

HBI - formed in 1939 first September.

The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.

HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.

We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.
Houston Battle Industries - living in the North.

Find us and be one of us.
by HoustonKeenan January 2, 2017
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peter houston

a loving man who cares for anyone he encounters.
wow I just met this girl and she 's so nice, she's a peter Houston.
by brandyteddy November 23, 2016
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Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
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houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.
Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!
by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024
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houston love story

a since which you move to a new area and find a new love interest or partner out if no where , and you guys hit it off amazing everytime you see eachother
‘i can wait to have my houston love story

‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools
by heartkid March 18, 2024
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Houston Warming Circle

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.
It's cold out, do you want to go to the Houston Warming Circle?
by dummboi January 15, 2024
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