peter houston

a loving man who cares for anyone he encounters.

wow I just met this girl and she 's so nice, she's a peter Houston.

by brandyteddy November 23, 2016

The Houston

The participant must first hyperventilate, then while vigorously masturbating crouch down and begin snorting. Just before reaching climax leap into the air. By follow these events you have completed 'The Houston', which leads into the hospital.

Guy 1-"Man, I just tried The Houston!"
Guy 2-"No wonder you're in the hospital."

by Cockulus Wankulus November 30, 2020

tom houston

The greatest person and best dad you’ll ever meet.

Tim: My dad is Tom Houston!
Lex: Hey mine too
Hannah: Same!

by Lumberdad October 16, 2020

poppa houston

to be extremley awesome at all times; no pants dance fo life, yall already know what it is

what chew doin in my house poppa houston

by poppa houston October 30, 2010

Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick

Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr

by R.L Stien August 13, 2024

Houston Kool Aid

Robitussin or cough medicine.

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.

by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018

Spicy Houston

A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.

“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”

by yr mom lol June 20, 2019