Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
by anonymous March 8, 2024
Get the Poop surpressor delux mug.A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!
Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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Get the Chocolate Deluxe mug.When a dirty scrod but bitch asks you if want some head while she's got a mouth full of mac n cheese. A new meaning to the phrase extra cheesy. Typical preformed with Kraft or Velveeta.
This one nasty bitch shaelynn asked if I wanted a mac n cheese deluxe, I almost puked.
Austin was asked if he wanted a mac n cheese deluxe after school, so he ran to the store and bought 3 boxes of Kraft for the occasion.
Austin was asked if he wanted a mac n cheese deluxe after school, so he ran to the store and bought 3 boxes of Kraft for the occasion.
by King_shields February 10, 2018
Get the Mac N Cheese deluxe mug.October 20 marks the day of Delux Cringe Day (Aka a cringe person who loves changing his name daily).
by Jolly_Hotdogs October 19, 2021
Get the Delux Cringe Day mug.A way of saying a statement is TOTAL bs, and its non believable. This is based on the Twitch emote "kappa" and the meme "big chungus" with the addition of "maximus deluxe" to emphasize how unreal something sounds.
by ttv.alepouna June 11, 2024
Get the kappa chungus maximus deluxe mug.When a male or koala bear decides to blow rasberries from the anal juices that have been inserted during sexual intercourse when boredom has gotten a hold of them.
Greg: Im bored of your small penis Johnny how about a double buttdecker deluxe, it will be like blowing pretty bubbles
by Josh Flimpole May 21, 2010
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