Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process

"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"

by spicyaf January 18, 2023

Colombian zoot

A Colombian zoot is a cigarette which contains tobacco, cannabis and crack

"Wow is that a Colombian zoot?"

"yes, it fuckin is moite"

by Gla1de June 24, 2019

Colombian Death Trap

When you’re at a Colombian party or club and you end up dancing with someone you don’t know or care to know, unfortunately you can’t stop dancing with this person until the song is done and the songs range from 6 to 15 minutes

Man that party was so awkward, I got sucked into a Colombian Death Trap and I almost couldn’t get out!

by Yeet McDouglas December 9, 2017

colombian cockroach killer

When you squish a cockroach and use the guts as lube for butt sex

"Drew was amazing! He gave me a Colombian cockroach killer!"

by Tyrone the negro donkey May 21, 2017

Colombian Airstrip

A landing strip (i.e. trimmed pubic hair) that's a little overgrown.

Guy 1: Was she shaved?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Did she have a landing strip?
Guy 2: Well it was more of a Colombian Airstrip.

by CraigKilgo August 19, 2013

Colombian cold

Symptoms similar to that of a cold. More specifically, the congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge. Which causes a terrible sore throat.

Oh god, I feel like absolute sh*** I’ve woke up with a Colombian Cold from all that Yayo last night.

by VDawgWhitDaHog July 22, 2023