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Bible Dip

To Bible dip is to ask God a question about anything, then open the Bible to any page and point at a random word with your eyes shut. After your word is looked at by someone else you open your eyes and translate what the word means in relationship to your question.
"Hey mom, should we have fish sticks for dinner?"
"I don't know, let's do a Bible Dip."
*Does Bible dip*
"It says Awakening, as in awakening your taste buds, which therefore means we should have fish sticks for dinner."
by Linzee_In_Wonderland March 13, 2009
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The Holy Bible

Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3
by APY3R January 10, 2022
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bible basher

A bible basher is one who lives their life by the bible, and tries to force the bible upon all they meet.
Most americans are bible bashers, especially the president.
by Nick1111 January 26, 2008
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Bible Bangers

Bible Bangers are either:

1) Students majoring in biblical studies
or
2) People who decide that conforming to thier own personal faith should be pushed upon everyone in the world.
1)
Tom: Ed, you and your peeps want to go out drinking?
Ed: Can't man, we are all bible bangers and we have too much homework, plus the bible says we can't drink.

2)
Tom: What's up?
Ed: Nothing, I am just reading up on the new testimate, hey, you should read too. If you don't, you'll go to hell
Tom: You're such a bible banger!
by Ryan Anthony May 28, 2006
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The Holy Bible

awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"
by im a loser October 16, 2008
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its in the bible

if no1 believes what ur sayin and u decide to just drop it just say its in the bible
Me:hey i fucked her i swear!
Jim:no u didnt stfu!
Me:u know what fuck u its in the bible
by funnyfuckman October 2, 2008
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the stevebucky bible

Also know as the stevebucky holy grail, this phrase commonly refers to the iconic fan fiction series "Not Easily Conquered" or "NEC" by dropdeaddream and WhatAreFears on AO3, focusing on the pairing of Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier) from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The 3 installments (A Long Winter, The Thirteen Letters, Not Easily Conquered) cover an alternate timeline for the characters where Bucky had written love letters to Steve, and has become well known in the fandom for its beautiful prose, gathering its own sub-fandom.
Person A: I've never read NEC.
Person B: How could you not? It's the stevebucky bible!

Person A: 'I know when to walk away from a fight and trying my damnedest not to need him was a losing battle.'
Person B: Where's that from?
Person A: 'So how long have I loved you for? womb to tomb, sweetheart. since before I was even here at all.'
Person B: Oh, of course!!! The stevebucky bible!
by ilovedyoufirst February 2, 2021
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