Fanny purse

The fanny purse is the one with the responsibility of keistering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, it has to be someone who eats hot dogs through the wrong end

Kolton fullfilled his duties as fanny purse when we had that run in with the state boy last night.

by Bill 12343 July 23, 2019

silk purse

A man's ballsac shaved or waxed to be made hairless. Usually done to please a woman or another man.

He thought the silk purse would really turn me on, but I just thought it was weird.

by Wanda F. September 16, 2007

nether purse

the scrotum, the male genitalia.

His nether purse is large and plentiful.

by Daniel J Sterpenheimer November 30, 2006

Prison Purse

A prison purse is a vagina when used to conceal prison contraband, such as drugs or weapons.

"Don't worry, I got drugs in my prison purse, where the guards can't search."

by Silent Barracuda October 19, 2018

tuna purse

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut yer tuna purse, asshole!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Silk Purse

The act of pulling the scrotum skin overtop of the penis and nuts. Doing this correctly it should be shiny and resemble a silk purse.

TONY DANZA!!! silk purse

by ajmeeh6842 December 21, 2009

Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.

Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP

by The Dirty T September 1, 2013