stink texting

the art of text messaging while defecating

I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.

by DRGTYJ January 19, 2009

Rape Texting

Getting someone's number from a mutual friend, and texting that person without their consent.

William asked me for Marissa's number, but then we realized he should just ask her for her number himself so we couldn't accuse him of Rape Texting.

William: Hey, Do You Have Marissa's Number?
Michelle: Yeah, Do You Want It?
William: Yeah, Wait. . . Maybe I Should Just Ask For It Myself, If I Didn't It Would Be Creepy, She Might Say I'm Rape Texting Or Something.
Michelle: True.

by Baby Cut Carrots May 5, 2011

Bag Texting

When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.

"Hey! what are you looking for in your bag, Jenn?" "Oh nothing, I'm just bag texting".

by XtinaX123 July 30, 2011

Drug-texting

Like drunk dialing, drug-texting is the act of texting someone while under the influence of any drugs, saying things you wouldn't normally say. When you drug-text, you are bound to make a complete fool out of yourself.

"I just got a text from my girlfriend telling me she hates me, I hope she's only drug-texting again."

"Today, I made a complete fool out of myself when I drug-texted Dillon. FML"

by cr33p3r54m3 March 10, 2009

Facebook Texting

Using Facebook Mobile to have a Facebook message conversation with another friend on Facebook who has Facebook Mobile

Jake- "My cell phone keeps beeping because Jessica keeps Facebook messaging me."

Nick- "Isn't she driving? How does she have internet?"

Jake- "No dude, she's texting the messages to Facebook using Facebook Mobile, just like me."

Nick- "Congrats, you're Facebook Texting."

by Renegadeangel92 October 18, 2010

stalk-texting

The act of continuously texting someone in an effort to pursue them and/or get to know them. This combines the acts of stalking and text messaging. Stalk-texting can run up your phone bills, causing angry parents. Stalk-texters are characterized by sending you multiple texts per minute. And, if you don't respond they will send the text message over and over again until you do.

"HONEY, WHY IS YOUR PHONE BILL SO HIGH?!"
"sorry mom, ralph just won't stop STALK-TEXTING me!"

by liesel June 11, 2006

dirty texting

Texting with another person with the aim of causing sexual arousal. Similar to dirty talk, but texting.

Vanessa is meeting with her boty call after class.. In the meanwhile they are dirty texting...

by juanma885 September 22, 2011