the one to talk

when you or someone say something hypocritical

you have a bad breath and tell your friend: "I can't stand that guy's bad breath"
your friend replies: "You're the one to talk"

by danilow December 5, 2021

We need to talk

You're so dead.

Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)

by totallyawesomeateverything October 23, 2012

we need to talk

The 4 most fatal words to a relationship.
(usually said by the "Female Companion")
If you hear her say these words dump her fast!
WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.

Female Companion: "We need to talk"
Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"

by keithian irby October 2, 2005

we need to talk

i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious.

honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

Talk Me to Death

shut the f**k up I don't care

A: -long story that wasn't relevant to anything at all-

B: talk me to death dred

by diosoamazin242 February 14, 2012

we need to talk

Womanspeak for I don't like anything about you except you enormous cock/paycheck and you aren't being sensitive to my needs (big cock and paycheck).

Woman:We need to talk
Man:For the love of fucking Christ, what now? (under his breath)
Woman:You aren't listening to me.
Man:Get my check book. Go fuck a hat(under his breath)

by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

we need to talk

How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.

there are enough examples in this definition already.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004