Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
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The idea of taking a crap before you go out to makes sure you dont have to crap in a dingy public bathroom
by mcniece_racing April 13, 2011
Get the Tactical mug.1. The act of successfully reloading one's firearm while under stress, i.e. life-threatening situations.
2. Getting another beer.
3. Loading a bowl of good chronic while bouncing around in a 4x4 vehicle unrestrained on an old logging road.
4. Putting on another condom after losing the one you were wearing.
5. Cheating with her sister.
2. Getting another beer.
3. Loading a bowl of good chronic while bouncing around in a 4x4 vehicle unrestrained on an old logging road.
4. Putting on another condom after losing the one you were wearing.
5. Cheating with her sister.
No shit there I was...bear comin at me at thirty yards...missed my first nine shots, but did a tactical reload...and here I am.
by scbane December 24, 2010
Get the tactical reload mug.A self-forced vomit when one forcefully purges himself after drinking heavily so that he will be able to have sexual intercourse with his bootycall/any girl and avoid vomiting all over her in the middle of intercourse.
Alex: Bro, Katie just texted me to come over.. but I'm so fucked up I think I will be too nauseated to fuck her.. I might puke all over her...
Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!
Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!
by Josh Crank October 8, 2011
Get the Tactical Vomit mug.1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops
2) having a wank while on call of duty
2) having a wank while on call of duty
(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys
(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe
dave: brb guys
(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe
by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011
Get the Tactical COD Wank mug.Letting yourself vomit in a bush/toilet at a party so you can continue to party and/or get drunk faster again
drinking at a party and feeling like you need to throw up, so instead of denying it until you cant control it, you find a bush and Tactical Spew, then drink on an empty stomach and get drunk off one drink.
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