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tactical yarf

When one makes themselves throw up whilst under the influence of Alcohol, before he or she is forced to via nausea. This prevents a "blackout" from happening.
Person 1: Shit man I just drank so much and we aren't even at the party yet.
Person 2: Just go tactical yarf real quick so you don't die tonight.
by Jubedapube November 11, 2017
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tactical slip

A moment or surprise as you fall over and somehow land inside a woman. Although it was an accident you play it off as it was on purpose and impress the lady. Not many men can pull this off but if you can you must be very tactical.
Girl:"hey, babe im ready..."
Man:"Im coming babe*slips over(tactical slip)"
Girl:"Wow you're so trained, you must have done this before"
by Twixxxy July 27, 2018
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tactical retreat

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.
1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
by rakkutime July 2, 2023
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Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.
Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021
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Tactical Nuke

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.
Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.

Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.
by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011
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tactical mute

A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.
"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the- TACTICAL MUTE!!!!"
by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011
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Tactical Skiffs

when you take a technical poling skiff and add after-market items such as trollers,power-pole,led lights, platforms etc
Tactical Skiffs
by namrehsif January 13, 2011
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