Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017
Get the table jokemug. A festering amalgamation of toxicity, spilt milk, and good memories. Many chicken strips wasted, ice packs yeeted, lunches ruined, insults thrown, Foxes slain. Many comers-and-goers such as Rotisserie Chihuahua, Joe Mama and the Caramelizer. The OG five: wpkoski, PortedData, savitor, FoxSlayer and the Turtle Lips. Then there’s Sheriff McClain! Colonel Sanders and his weed eyes, Kermit the Frog and the Syrup stick, the whore para and her ass-phone, Brad and his religious teachings, now it’s Mr. Manney (watch out, Fox). Food fights and verbal wars were very common, almost daily at this table but goddamn, it is nostalgic asf.
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
Get the The OG Tablemug. Tangerinening at the Table /tandʒəˈri nɪŋ ət ðə ˈteɪbəl/ - when a person is showing off their expensive clothing, footwear or accessories that they bought.
Emma: Hey, look at these shoes that I bought. Aren't they cute?
Jane: Emma, stop tangerinening at the table!
Jane: Emma, stop tangerinening at the table!
by TrollPeanut October 11, 2014
Get the Tangerinening at the Tablemug. An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.
I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.
by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019
Get the Table Cakesmug. The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.
‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
by Wardswords December 20, 2021
Get the Table Thiefmug. 
A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.
"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."
"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.
"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.
by She_knows_it November 15, 2016
Get the table poundermug.