THE BITCHEST TEACHER WHO MAKES YOU ANALYSE POEMS AND DO IXL ALL DAY. SHE NEVER PLANS AHEaD OF TIE AND SHE CAN SUCC MY BLACK ASS
by ASSTDDIESBITCH March 12, 2018
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by The Sneak September 18, 2003
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When you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy
That cop was like 6'5" 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration I had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he was 14. Posterchild for the Mike Tyson Effect
by Henley Road November 19, 2010
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John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."
John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."
by nick'n'johnny September 16, 2006
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When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009
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by Studwaffle August 5, 2014
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