Man 1: Man my dude my balls are sore.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!
by Painfullee September 5, 2018

A few newbies were planning on surfing but saw that the waves were massive. A passerby on the beach came by and asking if they were going to surf, then a "friend" of the newbie surfers said "these two caked their trunks the second they saw the waves."
by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

1. One who owns your trunk, booty.
2. A popinjay, a pretentious person of authority, a bureaucratic government official.
2. A popinjay, a pretentious person of authority, a bureaucratic government official.
1. Dam, my trunk boss is going to kill me!
2. Sucks to the world if that guy becomes our trunk boss!
2. Sucks to the world if that guy becomes our trunk boss!
by Gleaner October 31, 2007

A term used to declare that someone has an STD (herpes, etc.) or as a warning to others who may be pursuing someone who is high risk of having an STD.
Jimmy: Hey man, that chick over there asked me back to her place after last call.
Tom: Who? Cindy?!?
Jimmy: Yeah. Why?
Tom: Yo that bitch got guns in the trunk, bruh. She got my boy Dave a couple months back. He was pissing razor blades for a week after a night with her.
Tom: Who? Cindy?!?
Jimmy: Yeah. Why?
Tom: Yo that bitch got guns in the trunk, bruh. She got my boy Dave a couple months back. He was pissing razor blades for a week after a night with her.
by Sleepy Weazel November 21, 2020

by .idk_ October 28, 2020

Being so drunk that you talk like Trump. Yes, it’s actually Trump Drunk but it’s more likely to be pronounced (if confessing to be being in this state) as above.
We had dinner at the neighbours with a few bottles of piss and next minute we were Trunk Drump. Fun times!!
by Greeeenie September 5, 2020

The act of rubbing ones front side (the penis) on another person as they walk by or you walk by them.
1)Dude, I totally just trunk dusted that midgets face.
2) I've been trunk dusting these bitches all night
2) I've been trunk dusting these bitches all night
by Jboma1 September 30, 2013
