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mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
You’re such a Mormon Trucker
by Jeli October 19, 2020
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Trucker Splash

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.
Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?
by Oxygen Max March 25, 2017
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Trucker Horn

A Trucker Horn is The act of pulling on the balls twice during a blowjob causing the receiver to shout in pain mimicking the sound of a semi truck horn
Sally gave me a Trucker Horn last night and im still sore
by captain derp February 24, 2024
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B trucker meal

B trucker meal is the following: orange pop, meatloaf, shrimp tray, a burrito, pepperoni pizza, and half a plastic container of cheap neapolitian ice cream.
Oh my goodness! If I ate B trucker meal, I’d get explosive diarrhea. Blast, splash!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.
After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.
by barkotempo December 21, 2021
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Mother trucker

The best way to say mother fucker while working in a professional position.
Slammed at work realizes one is more behind schedule than one thought while on break with coworkers ... gets a text from boss...omg! “ I better get going mother truckers!!!” ....

Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”
by Woodenship78 October 4, 2020
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Trucker Slap

When a man takes his dick out if a woman's vagina so he can pleasure the woman's vaginal area by slapping it. This usually resukts in a truckerorgasm, the loudest and happiest orgasm one can achieve.
Taking my penis out of my wife's vagina, I promptly gave her an unexpected trucker slap, and she screamed for so much joy!
by mckennagagneissuchafuknhor March 11, 2012
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