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Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case
Jazz “ They Took My Balls
Me “Ofc they would”
by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020
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you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are
“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”
by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023
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The name of the anime I would write.
There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.
That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.
by NorseStar November 9, 2022
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Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.
Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?
by SteveBeef July 31, 2025
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took that deep

to take something to heart, or to take offence to something
Anna: Wow Ryan that hurt my feelings
Ryan: Yoooo you took that deep
by wow124 May 4, 2018
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Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.
Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021
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