ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.

Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!

by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012

Ticket Meow

The best kind of cat you will ever meet! Sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! You will always want to he around this cute kitty! He never scratches and loves belly rubs!

Wow! Did you see that? I think it was Ticket Meow!

by animal_luv_12 August 15, 2016

just the ticket

very suitable and exactly what is needed

This tool is just the ticket!

by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Hell Ticket

A Hell Ticket is a joint that is rolled using any bible or religious paper, and by smoking that paper grants you a one way ticket to hell. Make sure that when smoking the Hell Ticket you do it with friends so you don’t burn in Hell alone.

I am gonna go straight to Hell for how many Hell Tickets I smoked last night.

by BrooksPennyWhore February 25, 2019

Gas ticket

Irish slang for a very funny person

“You’re a gas ticket!”

by Irishgal2000 December 27, 2021

wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.

"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."

by weirdoactor December 10, 2008