just the ticket

very suitable and exactly what is needed

This tool is just the ticket!

by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Gas ticket

Irish slang for a very funny person

“You’re a gas ticket!”

by Irishgal2000 December 27, 2021

Hooker tickets

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018

Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

Rippin' Tickets

A phrase used to describe something that is facinating, attractive, or just straight up amazing. Hence the term, "Rippin' tickets."

Dude, that breakdance is rippin' tickets.

by Flauphlin December 1, 2010

wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.

"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."

by weirdoactor December 10, 2008