Rusty squidward

When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose
Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty

James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023
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Squidward

The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.
by Reaperparadox September 10, 2019
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Squidward bait

Failed attempts at spreading negativity amongst a positive environment
Alex: Hey nice base in Minecraft Veil!

Spoofer: Base could be better.

Alex: Squidward bait.
by Kovey August 28, 2025
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Bye Squidward!

An infamous line said by Daniel Craig before disappearing in front of thousands of people.
"BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. YOU AREN'T ... IN TROUBLE. IT'S OK. DADDY'S GOT YOU. IT'S ALL-"
"Bye Squidward!"
"NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUURRRR URHRHH URHHHHH..."
by cozziefox March 2, 2024
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Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
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A Squidward

A person that is being a jackass, very grumpy or not in a good mood.
Person 1: Oh boy. Am I so ready for today.
Person 1: Oh don't be such a Squidward!
by Retarded64 October 14, 2020
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Squidward

Squidward
by XQB January 8, 2022
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