When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.
"Oooooooooooof there's a toilet oyster"
by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019
by addisteaj February 27, 2019
by Smartypanties07 December 28, 2017
oyster boy is an unfortunate half oyster, half human that was born when his parents got married and ate mollusks and fish on the isle of Capri by the sea, then his mother made a wish so he was born! the story goes that his parents are really upset that he is half oyster and can't have sex anymore so they go to the doctor and he says oysters improve sexual powers so they end up eating poor oyster boy and he is buried by the sea! *Weeps*
(He comes from Tim Burton's poetry book called "The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy & Other Stories")
(He comes from Tim Burton's poetry book called "The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy & Other Stories")
A cross of grey driftwood marked Oyster Boy's grave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.
But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.
But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.
by Oyster_Girl666 November 08, 2007
Jack: Hello, shopkeep. I'd like a gallon of your finest milk post-haste!
Shopkeep: Yo bro, did you totally resuscitate her Skin Oyster last night?
Jack: Yes, and dat pussy was bomb, and brought back to life, diggity-diggity-dagget.
Shopkeep: Yo bro, did you totally resuscitate her Skin Oyster last night?
Jack: Yes, and dat pussy was bomb, and brought back to life, diggity-diggity-dagget.
by IcumAgallon November 21, 2009
by The Urban Dandy July 22, 2010
We went to the bar and Brooke and Anna Mae had already turned the place into an oyster bar by bringing all of their lesbo friends.
by The Shucker June 29, 2011