Kentucky swiss roll

When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.

Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.

I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.

by Thefunnyman25 July 22, 2016

is that swiss?

A sentence said when a large amount of nut juice is visible to the open public.

Person 1 "Ewww did you just nut ?

Person 2 " Uhhhh"

Person 3 "Is that Swiss?"

by Nickle the pickle February 10, 2018

swiss signature

Signing a document by taking a steamy dump on it.

Kat: Yuk, what smells???
Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.

by carlson_exch2006 January 1, 2007

swissed

The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.

I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.

by life_of_party March 8, 2009

Swissels

A retarded piece of shit bar located in Fort Gratiot, MI. The owner is a fat cunt but the bartenders are cute.

Have you gone to Swissels lately?
No, everytime I go by Kim is there.

by (_l_) January 22, 2011

Stossage

A man who holds naked bbq's, and flirts with all the ladies on MSN. He usually enjoy's a good Bob's Dog, if you know what I mean.

"Man, that Stossage sure is bombing with the ladies!"
or
"Not going near that Stossage, he's naked!"

by Sparkles! October 1, 2003

Swiss Em

Nickname assigned to someone with extremely broad skill set, especially pertaining to menial tasks. May also refer to the object of an unwanted, unrequited crush.

Poor Swiss Em, boB just won't leave her alone. She has tried the silent treatment, she's tried ignoring him, but he still bothers her at least eight times a day.

by bob chavez April 20, 2007