noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)
by iscabbile August 18, 2009
Get the Sitting Shoes mug.A term indicating that one's anxiety, fear or laughter has risen to the extent that one is no longer able to control their bowels and therefore releases them.
''The teacher came down the hallway and we were shitting ourselves because we knew he was going to start giving out''
''That joke was so funny I was shitting myself''
''That joke was so funny I was shitting myself''
by Mekko September 29, 2009
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by Tom Vek October 18, 2011
Get the Shittington Fife! mug.Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.
Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012
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"When you are watching some douchebag enter First, second, or even third base or higher with the girl your into, or simply not even able to enter first base, or even the grounds, then you are "Sitting on the Bench"
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by Meowmixx January 1, 2014
Get the spitting is quitting mug.1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!
2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.
3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!
2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.
3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
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