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Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about
Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.
by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018
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Swinging Voter

1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.
Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009
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Sniggin'

All I want for Christmas is some sniggin' by a warm fire.
by E_Nutz December 23, 2011
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swagging out mad

Swag to the heighest degree
by The Real Swag Operator January 28, 2014
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big swingin' mickey

A term, used in Ireland during the 1970's, to describe indifference....as in So What!
That was my tenth goal this season. Big swingin' Mickey.. ...I score 10 goals every season.

Man...I slept with her! Big swinging Mickey, I banged her and her Mom.
by Stelephent January 4, 2018
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Swinging

Swinging
by Fuckmister 100% May 28, 2018
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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC
Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...
by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007
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