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Swedish highball

Not a drink. A Swedish highball is when someone waves their hand high over their head to say hello.

It comes from a railroad term, 'highball'. A highball was a railroad signal that looked like a ball on an arm on a tower. When it was raised, it meant a clear track ahead. A trainmaster or brakeman could hold their arms high and move their hands in a circle for the same meaning. The Swedish farmers were known to wave an arm high over their heads and shout "hej" (hello) when greeting someone.
Gust was in the field when he saw Ole on the road. He gave him a Swedish highball and shouted "Merry Christmas."
by swedishhighball January 7, 2009
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Swedish Snowstorm

1) A term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80's porn and badly cut cocaine. The effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one's self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. Dramatic, indeed.

2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.

3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
1) "I got stuck in a Swedish Snowstorm yesterday. Dramatic!"

2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."

3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
by [davidtomaloff] February 4, 2010
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Swedish hooker breakfast

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?
by Cryzak October 13, 2013
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swedish bitch

A person who is acting like a total sarcastic jack ass to everyone
by Soggy January 18, 2017
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Swestian

A person who is Swedish by origin and also a Christian
Pewdiepie is a Swestian
by Swestian November 1, 2017
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sweirdo

A name referring to another being not of this world, but of planet Jupiter. It has a lonesome hair that waves in the wind and slurps up all of its prey. It has a plunge that is great and long, reaching radical lengths up to 10+ km. If you pet it’s head and try to call it a good boy, it will snarl and hiss, but that is it showing affection, do not fear! If you come into contact with this creature in the wild, beware of its extraterrestrial abilities.
“Look! It’s a wild sweirdo!”

“I got impaled by a sweirdos plunge last night, it was horrific.”
Look at that sweirdos lonesome hair waving in the wind, how majestic.”
by nanjahdoncuddle December 23, 2017
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Swedish Jesus Taco

When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX
So me and my girlfriend had a Swedish Jesus Taco last night.

Shit was cash.
by GHeroLinkinPark April 29, 2010
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