1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error
1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.
by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008
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That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.
The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
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by katie jones June 16, 2008
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I'de love to scaff her gap,
She down for a scaffin
Can i scrape your gape miss?
Scaffin the gap on that would be killa......
She down for a scaffin
Can i scrape your gape miss?
Scaffin the gap on that would be killa......
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He is a goofball and perfect. He gets what he longs for and is very innovative. He loves his other half. He loves to act childish in front of her and show his cuteness, which she is very fond of, as he loves getting treated like a baby, eventhough he acts mature in front of others.
He has a lot of friends and he is loved by all. He loves to express his love and has a very caring side. And has a very soft heart.
He is good at many things like, beatboxing, percussion, drumming, playing various instruments, mechanics and what not. He loves to make others happy, he is the most charming man. He is loved by one and all.
HE IS HELL CUTE, WORTH FOR GIRLS TO FALL IN LOVE.
XYZ- Hey saffron, how're you?
Saffron- I'm fine. What about you?
XYZ-ILOVEYOU!
Saffron- (STARTLED)
XYZ-I DO
Saffron- *~*
XYZ- WE ARE STILL FRIENDS RIGHT?
Saffron- Yooo! Forever.❤
Saffron- I'm fine. What about you?
XYZ-ILOVEYOU!
Saffron- (STARTLED)
XYZ-I DO
Saffron- *~*
XYZ- WE ARE STILL FRIENDS RIGHT?
Saffron- Yooo! Forever.❤
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