suprise bush

This is a word that is used, by people with extreme intelligence, instead of ambush.

*(thinking to self) Hmmmm... A bush and umm seems to be a suprise or something, like an ambush but I think that SUPRISE BUSH would sound MUCH better...*

HEY I GOT IT GUYS....SUPRISE BUSH!

*Shake Heads*

by Eric Kennedy May 6, 2005

Suprise sex

A phrase used by people who are ignorant and perpetuate rape culture.

Also known as:
Sexual assult /Rape : Sexual contact without the victims consent.

Girl:"I was raped."
Idiot who is also an asshole :"It was just suprise sex, you were asking for it."
Normal people:"That rape you asshole there is no such thing as suprise sex."

by Hamiltons Pseudonym July 10, 2017

suprise

1. v.t.: to challenge by inquiring what's going on. In origin, a contraction of "sup?" (from African American Vernacular English) and "uprise" (from American anarchist counterculture movement). Not to be confused with surprise.

2. n: the act of suprising someone or something.

If you want to stage an intervention, it's often useful to start with a gentle suprise.

You really suprised me the other day when you asked about my relationship (with food, with my father, with that business establishment). I hadn't thought about what I was doing that way before.

by heaventwig February 26, 2010

Upper lip Suprise

when u have an unappealing mustache or wanna be stache.

That gay motorcycle cop has an upper lip suprise

by SxyPenguin308 April 21, 2009

seman suprise

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006

Huxley's Suprise

When you wake up a captive in a sex dungeon and the last thing you remember was going for a drink with one of your mates

Fred came too and thought he now had a vague idea what was Huxley's suprise

by netmonkey February 20, 2009

Red Grasshopper Suprise

If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!

How'd ya go last night?

He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!

by Nards Shadow May 9, 2006