"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."
by Aytie July 25, 2015
by Admin2022 February 02, 2022
verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.
noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
by davekriz January 18, 2008
The act of obtaining a tattoo of Donald Trump, America's next president, on one of your limb stumps.
I. e. Leg Stump, Elbow Stump, Finger Stump, etc.
I. e. Leg Stump, Elbow Stump, Finger Stump, etc.
by MexicansAndTrumpCanBeFriends March 11, 2016
A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.
by Laura June 01, 2006
by GG January 25, 2004
A person who is stupid or dumb. Used by rednecks. Or someone who is useless and has nothing better to do thatn jump a stump.
by Misha.cas.67 February 12, 2017