muddy stump

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out

Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.

by davekriz January 19, 2008

Intern Stump

Intern Means Learner, Stump Means Hard element or strong part. Learner will become strong by it.

There is a company in India which name is Intern Stump

by Admin2022 February 1, 2022

Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.

"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."

by Aytie August 21, 2015

trump stump

The act of obtaining a tattoo of Donald Trump, America's next president, on one of your limb stumps.
I. e. Leg Stump, Elbow Stump, Finger Stump, etc.

Me: What happened last night?
Friend: Bruh, you got drunk and got a Trump Stump man!
Me:... Fuck

by MexicansAndTrumpCanBeFriends July 31, 2016

grump stump

A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.

Joe K. is such a grump stump.

by Laura July 30, 2008

stump jumper

Person of african american decent. Also see moon cricket

Damn stump jumper stole my tv!

by GG January 24, 2004

Stump jumper

A person who is stupid or dumb. Used by rednecks. Or someone who is useless and has nothing better to do thatn jump a stump.

"You stump jumpers need to get work."

by Misha.cas.67 February 11, 2017