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Spermuda Triangle

With 1 guy and 3 girls and he jacks off into one of their mouths but can't remember which one and can't find the load
Oh man, I had these three chicks over last night, I blew my load in one of their mouths and couldn't remember which chick, total Spermuda Triangle
by robsbemmer December 2, 2014
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Cougar Triangle

Conners Park in Chicago, bound by Rush Street, Wabash, Delaware Place, And Chestnut Street, where many older women hang out looking for younger dudes. The park has an Argo Tea, a favorite haunt of Chicago cougars. The Cougar Triangle is within the bounds of the infamous Viagra Triangle.
Look at that sugar momma with her walker sipping tea at the Cougar Triangle.
by Jbadie July 30, 2015
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Greasy Strangler

A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.

This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*
by Chanceen McFoodlemeister May 30, 2016
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std triangle

When every one in a threesome has some type of STD
Yo, you down to have an STD triangle
by Goldnooboober January 31, 2018
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the Goth Triangle

noun - pr. The tri-city area of Northeastern Ohio where Marilyn Manson, Maynard James Keenan, and Trent Reznor were born or resided, specifically the cities of Ravenna (birthplace of Keenan), Canton (birthplace of Manson), and Cleveland (Reznor's residence during the inception of Nine Inch Nails).
"Dude, we stopped for gas in the Goth Triangle."
by bedbug December 8, 2009
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Alabama Love Triangle

The fucked up romantic/sexual relationship between a brother, sister, and their other brother/sister or cousin.
The Finn family reunion was going to be an awkward affair because Sally and Billy Ray had recently broken up their Alabama Love Triangle with cousin Cletus.
by Key&Peele January 13, 2018
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strange-head

1.The practice of receiving oral from someone who is not your significant other.

2. Receiving oral for the first time with someone new following breakup or divorce.
Jim’s wife refused to give oral so he received strange-head from another woman.

Jim received strange-head from a woman after he divorced his wife.
by DistortedFaith November 11, 2017
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