sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.

sucking tuna through a straw by Jendingo November 24, 2021

stick in the straw 

When the stick goes in and out of the straw

The stick in the straw conjoined and then separated over and over again.

stick in the straw by Random Words & Definitions November 4, 2022

The mexican spice straw 

Take a shot of hot sauce and spit it down someone’s pee hole and suck it back out.

Hey me and morgan did the mexican spice straw last night and my shit is still on fire.

The mexican spice straw by T-Money13 February 25, 2023

mature straw

a color.

the paint color is called "mature straw"

mature straw by sylvia February 25, 2004

Columbian crazy straw 

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.

Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.

Columbian crazy straw by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011

dog faced straw explosion 

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"

"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man

dog faced straw explosion by petwars biffle December 28, 2007

Mexican Straw 

Derivative of the Mexican Space Shuttle.
The long narrow vent tube that protrudes out from the fecal containment area theough the roof of a port-o-potty.

Hey asshole! Go take a draw off the Mexican Straw!

Mexican Straw by spydor the provydor November 1, 2008