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The mexican spice straw

Take a shot of hot sauce and spit it down someone’s pee hole and suck it back out.
Hey me and morgan did the mexican spice straw last night and my shit is still on fire.
by T-Money13 February 25, 2023
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mature straw

the paint color is called "mature straw"
by sylvia February 25, 2004
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Columbian crazy straw

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.
Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.
by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011
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dog faced straw explosion

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"
"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man
by petwars biffle December 28, 2007
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Mexican Straw

Derivative of the Mexican Space Shuttle.
The long narrow vent tube that protrudes out from the fecal containment area theough the roof of a port-o-potty.
Hey asshole! Go take a draw off the Mexican Straw!
by spydor the provydor November 1, 2008
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coffee straw problem

When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.
Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"

Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"

Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"
by swimyes October 24, 2011
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california straw twister

When some one takes a straw and sucks the shit out of another persons ass hole
man we were going weird she did a california straw twister
by MrKat May 30, 2016
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