Cleaveland Steamer

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

by Stefan December 2, 2003

cleavland steamer

When after having engaged in intercourse the male or female lets his/her partner fall asleep. Then he/she takes a crap on his/her chest and run away

"I gave Carrie the old cleavland steamer so I didnt think she would be calling again"

by Grat December 16, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

by Gav800 September 18, 2005

Ann Arbor Steamer

A crafty maneuver in which one person enters a bathroom, where someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower, and takes a shit, thereby creating a warm, moist cloud of noxious fumes.

-Hey, Bashar just got in the shower! Ann Arbor Steamer, anyone?

-Yea, I just had Quickie Burger last night! It should be a good one.

by Dabes90 February 23, 2011

cleaveland steamer

when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.

Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!

by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003

cleaveland steamer

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.

I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.

by none given January 28, 2004

Atlanta Steamer

The act of shitting out a huge turd, freezing it, then using it as a dildo.

"You have to be pretty shitfaced to play with an atlanta steamer."

by Superunknown94 September 6, 2009